I’m not sure if this is a band or a compilation album – either way it’s awfully gay. I can only imagine what kind of atrocities are included on this fine looking album.
If only Carson Kressley had collaborated with Ang Lee we’d have seen a much more authentic representation of the life of homosexual cowboys.
Cheers, darling.
Filed under: Ventriloquist | Tags: afro, bowtie, dummies, fallatio, nudity, racial harmony
I decided to kick off with one of the many albums involving ventriloquist dummies. You have no idea.
Behold– Richard & Willie, Funky Honkey, Nasty Nigger.
For a minute, let’s just look past the fact that there is a woman with her face buried in his crotch. I’m finding it difficult to put the absurdness into words. The bowtie. The nudity. The white dummy. The black dummy. Honkey, Nigger!? I don’t even know how, not one but two dummies, would come into play on a record. I’m fairly sure the props are made redundant without visuals, I’m assuming we’re meant to imagine the brilliance of a man who can sing while seemingly being blown AND talking through two dummies.
Nevertheless he managed to pave the way for other puppet masters…
Dave & Chip
Not sure which one is Dave and which is Chip, regardless they look like they’re enjoying themselves. In fact, this just may be Richard/Willie with Nasty Nigger’s son. It’s good to keep it in the family.
Gob & Franklin
Gob & Franklin live together in harmony because Richard/Willie dared to dream.
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And that is the least of our problems. Stay tuned, folks.
Awful Album Art 